**topatoco items also included
so in honor of my new followers and the summer job i just landed, i’m having a giveaway!!
WHAT DO I WIN?
$40 to spend on homestuck merchandise!!
- you must be following me to win (but don’t follow me just for the giveaway)
- only reblogs count (because everyone only gets 1 entry)
- if you win, the $40 includes shipping on whatever you pick
- you must be comfortable giving me your address
i think that’s about it, so happy blogging cuties!! (giveaway ends june 20th. i know it’s a while away but i won’t start my job until june so i need time to earn the extra money)
maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit
What she know about rocking the wolf on your noggin
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading
Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.
for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:
this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit
My ovaries have seemed to explode
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely